Chile Time!

Prescription for Homegrown Eating Ecstasy: 1. Pick tomato, slice; 2. Put between two slices of good bread (but the squishy Wonder stuff will do in a pinch!); 3. A quick swipe of mayo (or Miracle Whip if you’re from the South); 4. Salt; 5. Eat; 6. Repeat as necessary.

I find it’s best to eat right over the kitchen sink (and try to control the moaning so I don’t frighten the dogs.)